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Heven's Angels:
A tribute to the raising of 2 young ladies (my attempt at "ladies"). Our pit falls - our laughter - our stories.
Feel Free to share your own stories with me ... ask me questions or just read along for the fun.
Judge me or don't I don't give a crap!
For the purpose of safety my girls' names have been changed:
BlueMoon - 14 year old girl
Ray Ray - 11 year old girl
Ma - 33 year Mother
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Look forward to this and ur many "adventures" with your daughters and etc.
3/10/10 -
My oldest comes running up the stairs - your dog pooed some where its all over my pants - (ha ha) then she comes back in the bathroom put the dog in the sink and literally screams - ITS ON MY SOCKS!!!
Ma: Go get another pair -
Blue: I can't I already stole RayRay's last pair!!! She doesn't have anymore!
RayRay hears her name and gets out of bed - what socks? .. what socks?
Blue (shoving them in her face) - TTTHHHEEESSSEEE
RayRay: Mom, she put the poo socks in my face!(as if I was not standing there watching this stupid shit happen)
: STOP it both of you.
Then the dog pisses on the floor and I step in it!!
3/11/10 -
Ray Ray is testing for her Blue belt in Takenwondo on Saturday and has been practicing all day every day.
We have a NO CONTACT rule in our house because both girls are active in MMA.
So I am downstairs watching TV and I hear the LOUDEST bang and then ... swear to the heavens (sure make fun of that saying to guys-lol) I heard - "Im going to kick yyooouuuurrr assss" Of course my ears perk and "What did I just hear you say?" But by that time it was to late.
I could hear the screaming and fighting upstairs and has I jumped every other stair and reached the top they had each pinned to the ground and was screaming - "Say out .. SAY OUT!! SAY OUT" ... they were both screaming it SO LOUD though that the other couldn't hear it - lol ..
Little sister had her legs wrapped around her her sister's waist and was squeezing and the oldest around her neck pinning her down. They each had a finger on the bridge of each others nose (I think they thought they could brake noses with one finger - lol)
It was the MOST hilarious thing I ever saw. Needless to say I broke it up and sent them to separate rooms for the night.
This is not the first time this has happened - but as they get older - wow - its WAY more funny!
3/11/10 -
We are at the Ortho appointment for Blue Moon and there is this "Super cute boy" in the chair next to her and you could tell she was all about the boy - fixing her lip gloss and her hair. So they tell her they need to take a x-ray of her teeth to make sure everything is moving correctly.
So they take the x-ray and the technician came out and was talking to the doctor about something and right in front of this boy says "Im sorry Blue Moon we need to re-do the x-ray - we couldn't find your brain."
She was MORTIFIED! They did it 2 more times and the x-ray still showed "no brain" ... (HA HA)
They finally figured out that the solution for exposing the x-rays was not correct - but that was WELL after the little boy had already left.
I would of walked out muttering to myself or something,lol
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